Saturday, July 24, 2010

TOP 5 Worst Music Videos - Part 2 - American

We've all seen bad music videos. Maybe some kids made their own "music video" at home of a Queen song and it turned out pretty bad, but that's nothing compared to this. In a 2-part series I present to you the TOP 5 worst music videos. I judged these based off of music quality, choreography, special effects, and overall attitude (you'll see). All are hugely popular in their country of origin - none of these are just amateur singer's videos. Most are pretty hard to watch, and after a few seconds you'll just want to turn them off. I DARE YOU to watch them all the way through - WARNING: It's painful!


#5 - "America, We Stand As One" by Dennis Madalone

A patriotic guy who took it a little too far.



#4 - "Little Wings" by Mark Gormley

This is how I'd imagine Ned Flanders would look and sing in real life.



#3 - "Hooked on a Feeling " by David Hasselhoff

I don't understand how he could make a video like this and still end up famous.



#2 - "Losing You" by Jan Terri

A Miss Piggy look-alike doesn't care much about her song.



#1 - "Why Must I Cry" by Reh Dogg

Why Reh Dogg? Why must you make us all cry? I'll just say thank goodness for shadows. Officially the worst video ever.



Ugh. Just terrible. I think the American music videos were far worse than the foreign videos. I mean at least the other countries tried to make it good... I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. Although extremely hard to watch, they were pretty funny at the same time. Leave your name if you were able to watch them all the way through, and be sure to leave a link to the worst American music video that you've ever seen!

2 comments:

  1. First off, what do any of these music videos have to do with the song? Haha
    #5- No comment.
    #4- That guy is worse then Ned Flanders!
    #3- David Hasselhoff, I thought you were doing some tribal ritual. Stick to Baywatch.
    #2- When miss piggy said too much exercise can damage your health I'm guessing you agreed and she is now your roll model.
    #1- Why must YOU cry? Everyone who watched this had to stare at your gross teeth for four minutes, your half naked body, and the only words I could understand is "why must I cry?" Was the shower necessary? But I do have to say it was a cool affect when you scrubbed soap all over your body and then washed it off.. Are you crying cause your boyfriend at 1:27 is leaving you? The up side to this video if any, your a boy scout and you have some cool fish. A reason you should cry is because you film yourself taking showers.

    Another terrible music video is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

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