Saturday, July 24, 2010

TOP 5 Worst Music Videos - Part 2 - American

We've all seen bad music videos. Maybe some kids made their own "music video" at home of a Queen song and it turned out pretty bad, but that's nothing compared to this. In a 2-part series I present to you the TOP 5 worst music videos. I judged these based off of music quality, choreography, special effects, and overall attitude (you'll see). All are hugely popular in their country of origin - none of these are just amateur singer's videos. Most are pretty hard to watch, and after a few seconds you'll just want to turn them off. I DARE YOU to watch them all the way through - WARNING: It's painful!


#5 - "America, We Stand As One" by Dennis Madalone

A patriotic guy who took it a little too far.



#4 - "Little Wings" by Mark Gormley

This is how I'd imagine Ned Flanders would look and sing in real life.



#3 - "Hooked on a Feeling " by David Hasselhoff

I don't understand how he could make a video like this and still end up famous.



#2 - "Losing You" by Jan Terri

A Miss Piggy look-alike doesn't care much about her song.



#1 - "Why Must I Cry" by Reh Dogg

Why Reh Dogg? Why must you make us all cry? I'll just say thank goodness for shadows. Officially the worst video ever.



Ugh. Just terrible. I think the American music videos were far worse than the foreign videos. I mean at least the other countries tried to make it good... I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. Although extremely hard to watch, they were pretty funny at the same time. Leave your name if you were able to watch them all the way through, and be sure to leave a link to the worst American music video that you've ever seen!

Saturday, July 17, 2010

TOP 5 Worst Music Videos - Part 1 - Foreign

We've all seen bad music videos. Maybe some kids made their own "music video" at home of a Queen song and it turned out pretty bad, but that's nothing compared to this. In a 2-part series I present to you the TOP 5 worst music videos. I judged these based off of music quality, choreography, special effects, and overall attitude (you'll see). All are hugely popular in their country of origin - none of these are just amateur singer's videos. Most are pretty hard to watch, and after a few seconds you'll just want to turn them off. I DARE YOU to watch them all the way through - WARNING: It's painful!


#5 - "I Wanna Love You Tender" by Armi ja Danny

A 70's band from Finland.



#4 - "Novi God" by Steklovata

Extremely popular boy band from Russia.



#3 - "Tunak Tunak Tun" by Daler Mehndi

The Brittney Spears of India.



#2 - "Aiin No Uta" by Mini Moni

The Spice Girls of Japan.



#1 - "Chaccaron Maccaron" by El Chombo

He's from Panama. No Comment.



I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. Although extremely hard to watch, they were pretty funny at the same time. Leave your name if you were able to watch them all the way through, and be sure to leave a link to the worst foreign music video that you've ever seen! Stay tuned for part 2...

P.S. Thanks to Landon for finding "Chaccaron Maccaron" for me!